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Cracking Under Pressure

If you can’t stand the heat, get out of our kitchen. Lisa needs an intern who can fry an egg. Watch to see who rules [...]

Intern Olympics – Let the Games Begin

Julie & Lisa are swamped. They need some help chopping, hopping and shopping. Fast. Watch as 5 candidates vie to become Bite Me’s interns.

The Smackdown VI – Apple Coring

Will Julie upset Lisa’s apple cart in a battle to be named Coring Contessa?

The Smackdown V – Strawberry Hulling

Will Julie’s cute lil’ strawberry smash Lisa and her knife during some hulling hostility?

The Smackdown IV – Green Beans

Blood is shed as the Saucy Sisters duke it out over a green bean slicer. Welcome to the Green Bean Battle with Bite Me Authors [...]

The Smackdown III – Tomato Slicing

Watch as 2 knife-toting sisters vie for tomato slicing supremacy. This is the Tomato Slicing Slugfest with Bite Me authors Julie Albert and Lisa Gnat.

The Smackdown II – Corn Zipping

The Bite Me Sisters continue to test their skills. This time Julie “the tool” will attempt to beat Lisa “old skool” at a corn zipping [...]

A Bite Me Sister Smackdown

Armed with the Fox Pro Egg Separator, Julie “the tool” challenges Lisa “old skool” to an egg cracking rumble. Watch the rest of “Sister Smackdown” [...]

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